I’m Hanging on to my Skinny Jeans - Lori Wilhite

By “hanging on,” I mean I have a white-knuckled, iron-fisted death grip on those jeans. And by “skinny jeans,” I am not referring to the fashion piece; I’m talking about my I-need-to-lose-ten-pounds-before-I-can- t-in-them- again skinny jeans. Know what I mean?